
okay, so maybe Web 2.0 has jumped the shark. and maybe it's more useful as a warm, fuzzy meme than a cold, hard definition.
but lately i've been reading a bunch of bloggers and writers all climbing up on their soapbox to tell us why Web 2.0 is:
- a bunch of overly-broad technobabble nonsense
- just another 1999 bubble that's going to end very, very badly
- hype for the supposedly smart, by the undoubtedly ignorant
and to all of these nay-sayers and self-professed industry experts i say... thank you.
thank you. thank you. thank you.
thank you for continuing to blog, write, and otherwise complain so regularly about an industry trend you despise so greatly, but which you enjoy talking about no end. for those of us who aspire to be a 'Web 2.0 company', we're loving all the PR and traffic you're sending our way. please keep up the trash-talk, wouldja?

so to celebrate all the "feel goodness" of the Web 2.0 movement, i've created a top 10 list in honor of another ashamed-to-enjoy-it-and-still-do pop culture trend, namely Disco. without further ado, i bring you...
The Top 10 Reasons Why Web 2.0 is Like Disco:
#1: Feels great, but don't want any pictures caught doing it.
#2: Nobody quite sure what it is, but everyone wants to try.
#3: First learned how to do it at [foo | bar | summer] camp.
#4: Lots of parties, alcohol, and women with big hair.
#5: Can fool most people if you can just do [ajax | the hustle].
#6: More about having fun than doing something useful.
#7: Open source, free love, & fashion from the 70's.
#8: People are remixing it all the time.
#9: More popular it gets, more people trash it, more popular it gets.
and last but not least:
#10: Done best when you don't give a damn what anyone else thinks.